A snippet of us

• Boyfriend: -calls me and I answer- Hello, is this Miss Sarah?
• Me: Yes, how are-
• Boyfriend: I'd like to report a theft.
• Me: Oh...well, what's been stolen?
• Boyfriend: My heart. I want you to know that you're a suspect.
• Me: -A- suspect?
• Boyfriend: Well, there's also my closet girlfriends...
• Me: Oh, yeah, like Misty? (from Pokemon...one of his old crushes)
• Boyfriend: Yes. Exactly.
• Me: Well, am I the number -1- suspect?
• Boyfriend: Yes, you are.
• Me: Ok...I'll work on it, but I don't know if I'll be able to recover the missing item.
• Boyfriend: I'm okay with that.
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• Ohhhh it's so corny, but I love it...